Mar. 13th, 2024

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JOE: T- This... is a conspiracy by some sort of secret society. It has to be.
... How terrifying!
 
NURSE: What's wrong?
 
JOE: My wallet feeling thin after buying return gifts for White Day is what's wrong... I can only think of it as a trap intended by someone to worsen my financial situation!
 
NURSE: Joe, you're just too popular with our female employees.
It seems that in the past, the rule of thumb was to "return three times what you got."
 
JOE: T- T- T- Three times!? This really is a primitive scheme that dates back to ancient times...
 
JUNKY: Huuuuuhhh?? Pretty sure I've seen ya beforeー!!
 
JOE: Hya! Eek?!?!
 
JUNKY: Ahahah, I'm super duper full of beans ★
 
NURSE: Junky, AK.
 
AK: ......
 
JUNKY: Is Snow around~?
 
NURSE: He's not here.
 
JUNKY: Whaaaa? Boooring! Feelin' down in the dumps bad.

JOE: He's oddly inconsistent. Pft hihi......
 
NURSE: I know, right? Who would have thought we'd meet BASKU in the department store's White Day space?
 
AK: Do you also have something to do here?
 
JUNKY: Ah! You aren't here because Snow gave you a Valentine's Day gift, are you?
Are you?
 
JOE: Eek! Oh the pressure...
 
NURSE: Haven't gotten anythin' from Snow. I'm just accompanying Joe to buy some return gifts for the chocolate he got from other people.
 
JUNKY: I forgive you, then. By the way, I'm here to buy one for AK-poo myself ♡

NURSE: (Man, people got him gifts...!?)

AK: I did not give it to him as a Valentine's gift.
It just so happened that I gave Junky sweets on the 14th.
 
JUNKY: But stil!! If I receive sweets from my dear AK-poo on Valentine's Day, it's normal for me to return the favor ♪
 
AK: Junky...
 
JUNKY: You've already taken a quick look, haven't you? How was it?
Hand over the deets.
 
NURSE: This sounds more like an extortion.
 
JOE: Scaryyy...
 
AK: There's nothing scarier than getting something for free from a stranger, Junky.
We'll have a look for ourselves.
 
JUNKY: You have a point~★ If there's anythin' good I'll buy it ♡
Alrighty, bye bye!
 
JOE: Is that a con artist............?
 
NURSE: And AK deals with that every day, holy cow.