SS ー Gray Sheep Xmas

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JOE: PLEASE HEEELP! I’M BEING ATTACKED BY A WHITE MONSTER!

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NURSE: Let's organize the situation, alright?

 

SPIDER: It was extremely cold that night, with temperatures below zero.

 

SNOW: You were alone in your room, looking at a Christmas sale on an online store. Is that correct, Joe?

 

JOE: …… Yes.

 

OWL: Having completely forgotten the sale's end time,
you were rushing to make your purchase before it was too late――

 

COLOR: So you accidentally pressed “100” instead of the "1" bag you planned to order.

 

SPIDER: Of marshmallows of all things.

 

JOE: I am so s- s- sorry……!!
I had intended it to be a Christmas present for my insignificant self, but I didn’t have the faintest clue something like that would happen.

No, perhaps what’s faint is my attention span and tolerance for the cold!

 

SPIDER: Sounds like he has a lot on his plate.

 

NURSE: Your hands were shaking because it was cold that day. Things happen.

 

COLOR: Why didn’t you turn on the heater?

 

JOE: Because I was about to go to bed.

I’ve been eating marshmallows every single day, but no matter how much I love them, my body is going to be taken over by soft and fluffy white!

 

OWL: It sounds bad for your health.

 

SNOW: Let’s share them among ourselves.



JOE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

 

OWL: It would indeed be hard to keep eating them as they are.

Is there anything you usually do to change how they taste?

 

JOE: I eat them just like that, actually.

 

COLOR: Huh……

 

NURSE: I could spice things up if that's okay with you.

I could make sweet pizza, mousse, and chocolate fondue. I could also easily make s’mores with things we have at home...

 

COLOR: S…?

 

SNOW: S'mores…?

 

NURSE: They’re crackers with melted marshmallows and chocolate.

 

COLOR: A- Aaaah! Those! I knew that!

 

SNOW, NURSE, SPIDER, OWL: ......

JOE: ......

 

COLOR: Isn't it weird that Joe, the cause of all this, is reacting that way!?

 

OWL: … Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas.