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JOE: PLEASE HEEELP! I’M BEING ATTACKED BY A WHITE MONSTER!

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NURSE: Let's organize the situation, alright?
 
SPIDER: It was extremely cold that night, with temperatures below zero.
 
SNOW: You were alone in your room, looking at a Christmas sale on an online store. Is that correct, Joe?
 
JOE: …… Yes.
 
OWL: Having completely forgotten the sale's end time,
you were rushing to make your purchase before it was too late――
 
COLOR: So you accidentally pressed “100” instead of the "1" bag you planned to order.
 
SPIDER: Of marshmallows of all things.
 
JOE: I am so s- s- sorry……!!
I had intended it to be a Christmas present for my insignificant self, but I didn’t have the faintest clue something like that would happen.
No, perhaps what’s faint is my attention span and tolerance for the cold!
 
SPIDER: Sounds like he has a lot on his plate.
 
NURSE: Your hands were shaking because it was cold that day. Things happen.
 
COLOR: Why didn’t you turn on the heater?
 
JOE: Because I was about to go to bed.
I’ve been eating marshmallows every single day, but no matter how much I love them, my body is going to be taken over by soft and fluffy white!
 
OWL: It sounds bad for your health.
 
SNOW: Let’s share them among ourselves.

JOE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
 
OWL: It would indeed be hard to keep eating them as they are.
Is there anything you usually do to change how they taste?
 
JOE: I eat them just like that, actually.
 
COLOR: Huh……
 
NURSE: I could spice things up if that's okay with you.
I could make sweet pizza, mousse, and chocolate fondue. I could also easily make s’mores with things we have at home...
 
COLOR: S…?
 
SNOW: S'mores…?
 
NURSE: They’re crackers with melted marshmallows and chocolate.
 
COLOR: A- Aaaah! Those! I knew that!
 
SNOW, NURSE, SPIDER, OWL: ......

JOE: ......
 
COLOR: Isn't it weird that Joe, the cause of all this, is reacting that way!?
 
OWL: … Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas.